Here on Planet Internet, it has been decreed that we must specify exactly what we do with your digital footprint in the most unintelligible and verbose manner possible. At the moment I'm only taking messages via a contact form. Your responses get to me via an insanely fast and unbelievably complex process. Now, like most of us, I do not understand how all that works, although it is quite miraculous if you think about it. Nonetheless, when you click around on this website or send me a message, your info goes on quite the journey. And that involves technology corporations the size of whole countries. I know they all say 'Your privacy is important to us blah, blah, blah' but we've all seen enough news to be somewhat suspicious haven't we? I know I would never share your details for nefarious reasons - that's not a nice thing to do, and I’m a good person. Mind you, if I was held at gunpoint and told to hand over my laptop, I like to think I'd go all Jason Bourne and refuse. But I doubt it. So apart from that sticky situation, your info is safe with me.
Whilst I don't know exactly how these big companies operate, I choose to trust them with my business, so in continuing to use this website I assume you are cool with that. However, I am also a profesh, so I do have a ‘proper’ policy but it's as dull as dishwater. If you really want to see it, here's the link.
See, I told you it was boring. Anyway, do something fun today, be kind, remember we're all in this together and here's a gif of a dancing potato.